An argument over Feta Cheese tonight.........?

I made Albert a Greek Salad for his tea tonight. He suggested that the feta cheese should have been crumbled and not sliced. I became upset with his obvious displeasure of it, and inadvertently accused him of having a bit of "hows yer father" with the big barmaid from the Star & Garter. We rowed for about three hours and the old boy upstairs from us became annoyed and started hammering down on the floor. Albert is now in the huff and not talking to me. I feel upset as i went to the trouble of making him the Greek Salad in the first place. Geoffrey says i do too much for him already and that he's an ungrateful tit towards me. He's just gone out now down the Star & Garter and taken wee Pongo with him. I'm worried that big Betty will be working tonight. I bet she makes better Greek Salad than i do. What should i do please? Thanks in advance. I'm terribly upset.