Has anyone got any cool stories of time they have used their martial arts training in real life?

I use mine at least 3 times a month. I go to a bar or a club, and look for the drunk douche who is causing trouble and has a loud mouth. I usually like to get close to them, than I take whatever drink they have, take a nice long sip, than I spit that **** rightback in the gl and hand it to them.. Never fails, drunk guy wants to throw down. So I wait for him to throw that lazy looping right hook that drunks like to throw, side step it, then side leg sweep straight to the ground, than i just wild out on his drunk *** till security pulls me off and kicks me out. In some cases the drunk guy gets his *** kicked and gets arrested for public intoxication, the police just ume he must be the aggressor. Than after all that I walk right in , and grab the baddest chick in there, take her to my house and ground and pound that *** all night. Life is sweet dude, pick a week and thats my cool story for you.